Jesus is coming to eat all our bagels. What kind of car does he drive? my daughter asks. A gold Cadillac I say -- retrofitted -- it runs on french fry oil. That's silly, she says. I say no, it's logical. He's done with the modesty thing, he wants to make a statement - it … Continue reading Story Time Sunday, 12/02/12 — Guess who’s coming to town? (not Santa)